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Serving up six inches of socialism and jacking the deficit, Barack Obama is pimping the Taxpayer like a two-bit Chicago ho! Spending an unprecedented and unfathomable amount of cash, our Government is now the largest Corporation in the formerly free markets. Without anyone reading these Stimulus Bills, they get passed, and you the taxpayer are left holding the bag while fucked in the ass with a Corporate cock! Meanwhile, without even letting the ink dry, President Barack Obama is blowing your hard earned cash like a Pedophile collecting Toys from Tots! The funny thing is that half the people in the U.S. are enjoying the rape of their children and their children's children.
We just couldn't stand for that without attempting to save them. So then, what the fuck can we do?
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