McCrash and Burn McCain

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Black 100% cotton 6.1oz shirt

Print on front chest

McCain Campaign Logo parody shirt.

We're not leaving out the Republicans for those whom have been inquiring. This month we bring you a new John McCain tshirt based upon his military looking campaign logo.

Senator John McCain - survivor of at least 3 jet crashes, which may or may not have been due to alcohol and methamphetamine use, secures the Republican presidential nomination and looks to drive the economy nose down into the dirt. If his hot head reckless temperment does not do him in, his proven combat tactics surely will.

It was John McCain's tactics which proved his capture in Viet Nam. Almost from the very beginning John McCain was severely tortured with extra portions of Hunan Beef and rice pudding. Shortly thereafter, John McCain enjoyed a meteoric rise in the Viet Cong version of Hollywood and took Viet Nam by storm.

Yes, few people seem to remember that John Mc Cain was the star in a few low budget Viet Cong movies, which turned out to be of only minor success yet was good enough to earn him The Peoples Republic Award thus proving he singlehandedly won their hearts and minds with his contortionist tricks and round eyes.

Some claim that John McCain can not raise his arms above his shoulders because of the torture he received while vacationing at the Hanoi Hilton. This is patently false. What really happened is that John McCain was one of the two men whom was crucified along with Jesus Christ. He even uses a cain to assist with his walking, evidence the Roman soldiers broke his legs to speed his death. Miraculously for America John McCain survived and recovered enough over the past 2000 years to save Americans in the 2008 elections from Barack Hussein Obama, aka The Anti-Christ.

Show how you support John McCain - show everyone that you support the Republicans with this shirt and hold our hope that they crash and burn with John McCain behind the throttle. Mayday! Mayday! McMayday!

History repeats itself - Crash and Burn 2008!