Vote For Change!

Change - the buzzword of the 08’ American Presidential Elections. That word, change, has the mouths of all the candidates frothing like rabid dogs. The word ‘change’ is drooling out of their campaign messages and their stump speeches with all the characteristics one would expect in one of Pavlov’s dogs at the sound of a dinner bell. It’s currently a feeding frenzy for support, and the candidates are scrapping it out over possession of two food bowls in the trash-heap of American politics. Soon they will be pit-fighting for supreme possession of the one bowl of power, but in the meanwhile - Change! Change! Change!

What, are we voting for change just for the sake of change? That’s apparently the message, because I hear no real solutions from almost every candidate, and pathetically so for the presidential front runners from both parties on the eve of Super Tuesday.

Vote for Change!

OK. Let’s just pick a fucking candidate based upon the “message” of change. Of all the candidates there seems to be a grave similarity among all but two of those candidates. Both of those candidates fall on the Democratic Party side of the fence… yes, Hillary Clinton and Barack Obama . Both candidates preach ‘change’, and also, by their very human qualities, represent a physical departure from the usual crop of political candidates. I’m speaking about the politically incorrect taboo of race and sex as it pertains to job qualifications.

Change – the only real qualification!

Hillary Clinton represents a departure into political change by her virtue of being a female of our species. Never before has a woman had such an opportunity to become the leader of such an empire. To be a woman in a possible position of power of this magnitude, it is unprecedented in the history of the world and particularly so within the political climate of US history. I think it’s safe to say that indeed Hillary treads where no other woman has tread before. She may just end up treading water in the next week or so and I’ll tell you why in one word – Obama.

Barack Obama, if any one candidate can claim to truly represent change it’s this guy. First and foremost is that his race represents change. Obama is technically a cross-breed, but being of Caucasian-Negro lineage the physical characteristics he possesses favor that of the Negro race. Barack Obama simply looks like a black man and that alone is a huge departure from a historical perspective. When you consider the rights of women were fully and legally granted long before the Blacks, Obama represents an even more drastic departure from the norm in American politics. I’ll come out and say it; when it comes to voting for change just for the sake of change in America, race trumps gender as being more radical to change.

No, he did not just go there did he?

As if that were not enough, Barack Obama , by his muslim-ish sounding name, is a Muslim in the minds of your typical American NASCAR-Voter. In the minds of the those masses whom eat and drink in sound-bytes, Obama is a practitioner of the very Islamic religion America is crusading against. If sending a black man to the White House is not change, how about sending a black Muslim to the White House in order to oversee a majority of Caucasians and an even more vast majority whom, regardless of race, are professed Christians? That’s a one-two punch of change! A United States with it’s Chief Executive Officer, its Commander in Chief of all Armed Forces – a Muslim Nigger! Fuck me blind if that’s not a message of change!

So If Hillary is going to stay in the game of “candidate for change” then she had better get with the program and convert to some form of Judaism! I’m sure a White-Jew-Woman would send a much greater message of change than a Muslim-Nigger-Man ever could.

Since we’re getting a message of change and no candidate is being real specific as to what type of change, or what we even expect to change, then we might consider voting just for change - any change! The specifics are irrelevant because we should just vote for change.

If that is the message these polyester political candidates are trying to send, I’ll consider taking it to heart and put forth this idea – NASCARVote a Muslim Nigger to be President – That’s a real Clinton bitch-slapping message of ‘change’!