Barack Obama Condom
One lubricated condom
One Size fits most.
The condoms are FDA approved for reliability and contain a water based lubricant.
This is the real deal! Tshirtinferno.com is the first on the 'interweb' to unleash upon the world a stimulus package specifically for taxpayers! STIMULATE THIS!
Serving up six inches of socialism and jacking the deficit, Barack Obama is pimping the Taxpayer like a two-bit Chicago ho! Spending an unprecedented and unfathomable amount of cash, our Government is now the largest Corporation in the formerly free markets. Without anyone reading these Stimulus Bills, they get passed, and you the taxpayer are left holding the bag while fucked in the ass with a Corporate cock! Meanwhile, without even letting the ink dry, President Barack Obama is blowing your hard earned cash like a Pedophile collecting Toys from Tots! The funny thing is that half the people in the U.S. are enjoying the rape of their children and their children's children.
We just couldn't stand for that without attempting to save them. So then, what the fuck can we do?
Read on...
Protect yourself (and future generations) from the forcible plundering of Big Government. Bailout of your responsibilities - wrap your dick before you stick that chick. Use contraception - use a condom, the most safe and highly effective means of protecting yourself from horrible, obnoxious and highly contagious STD's like HIV or the IRS. Not only that, but by aborting the pregnancy before it can even begin, you'll prevent the next taxpayer in line from an Uncle Sam & Uncle Tom gangbang unlike any generation has suffered! The bonus is that you end up depriving the System of Corruption one more tax and wage slave. Viva-la-la-la-bamba!
But seriously, it is our hope that this condom product, being lubricated, should help your ass feel a little better while the collective Congressional light bulbs are off and/or until the economic heart shaped love bed runs out of time and quits vibrating. So, while things are shakey and time running out, protect yourself from the Government's monetary fisting policies and spread the love... It's about all you can do!
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