US Waterboarding Association

100% Cotton 6.1 oz. Shirt

Print Location on Front Chest.

 Original Water boarding shirt design.

Witness the game of the future from the past! All accross the world Americans are hosting waterboarding parties - an exciting new, yet old game developed ages ago and perfected with centuries of widespread participation.  There are no other watersports that are more extreme than water-boarding, therefore we acknowledge and pay tribute to Waterboarding as the rightful King of the X Games. I love water boarding!

This party game is more fun than busting someone's piniata and poking a donkey in the tail on the 4th of July, but don't sweat it because every shirt comes with a sheet of plastic. You just add the water!

With this proven technique\ you'll be able to extract any information that you like from anyone you choose! Think of the consequences... you could finally find out without a doubt if your girlfriend is in fact cheating on you! You might finally discover from your Mother long unspoken and deeply protected secrets such as "who yo' daddy is"!

But be warned and be careful or you might even discover yourself admitting to everyone at the party that you are a child molesting, transexual, serial killer; the results can be jaw dropping, spill-your-guts amazing!

Throw away that magic eight-ball and get yourself into the game of the original IT (Information technology) profession - Waterboarding, the X-Games of the information age!