Traitors-n-Tyrants: The Public Healthcare Option

100% Cotton 6.1 oz. White Shirt
 
Some people ask what would Jesus do? Well, that's the wrong question. The question is what would Judas do? That's what Brutus asked Caesar when they disagreed about which was the best salad dressing. Rumor has it that Brutus was a patriot act by his own passion for Italian dressing. That's the eternal unknowable question - to croûton, or not to croûton?
 

 
Sic Semper Tyrannis!
 
Enter stage right... into the Inferno! Flash forward to 19th century theater critic Abe Lincoln. Playing the race card, dishonest Abe earned his reputation by also playing dirty Chicago politics while speaking on with the same message of change from the soap box of the theater. (Ford the record, we like change in the Inferno... eternal is so … static.) So, the actor and American patriot, John Wilkes Booth, star of the show, was left back stage wondering what would Judas do? Well, we don't have to tell any red blooded American the ending of that little episode. The reviews were all the rage! Fox news had a 80% viewer share and the headline shouted -
 
Sic Semper Tyrannis!
 
So, spewing forth from the 9th Circle of Hell (access closed in Virginia, but open in Oklahoma City), this cotton skin of damnation is unleashed by the fresh souls that continually stoke the fires in the Inferno with their prayers and petitions. Thunder explodes as the blinding white lightning sears the sky and the terror unleashed reigns down from above. Our Messiah has been revealed to the patriotic Hellions, and their screams of defiance in the face of the light drown out those prayers and petitions from the faith hearted. The Obamanation of desolation is their great dark hope.
 
Caesar! Caesar! Caesar!